Padded Muscle Shirt

Who has time for the gym or the cash for the doc's nip and tuck? Not you! With this subtly padded muscle shirt, you're instantly upgraded from regular Joe to Hulk 2.0! Comes in sizes ranging from XS to XXL, this is the democracy of the six-pack world. Its strategically placed padding is your secret weapon, cunningly designed to conjure up an image of a buffet of muscles. Now, how's that for an instant gym membership?

$38.00

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Prescription Stemless Wine Glass

Listen up, folks! Got a health care hero in your life who needs a hearty laugh and a hefty pour of their beloved grape juice (we mean wine, obviously)? Check out our cheek-helper on deck: the prescription stemless wine glass! This ain't your grandma's wineglass, oh no siree. This baby's crafted from primo plastic that won't embarrass you by shattering into a million pieces after a night of hearty chuckles and clinks. Did we mention the 'packaging'? Well, hold on to your caps because each ...

$9.99

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Unit 1 Aura Smart Helmet

Why just protect your precious melon when you can do it with some serious style and tech-savvy flair? Say howdy to the Aura Smart Helmet, the ultimate headgear for the brainy and bold. Not only does this bad boy have a sleek, comfy design and more air intake than a wind turbine, but it comes packed with features hotter than a jalapeno popper. We're talking things like an in-built brake light (flashy doesn't begin to cover it), turn signals (yep, for your head), and interchangeable visors. Y...

$169.00

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Fuzzy Hand Towels

Who knew drying your paws could be so much fun? Have a ball with our one-of-a-kind, fuzzy hand towels. They're not your granny's hand-me-down linens, that's for sure! Crafted from the plushest, thirstiest material around, these bad boys make turning wet hands into dry ones feel like a circus act. Whether you're hanging out in the kitchen cooking up a storm, or you've just emerged from a soak in the bath, sling one of these balls of joy around your hands to dry them off in a jiffy. Not only do...

$14.99

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Disco Ball Cowboy Hat

Get ready to rustle up some serious attention with this reveler-ready disco ball cowboy hat! Guaranteed to make you the Sher-riff of Shimmer Town, this hat is a powerhouse of parties and a festival fashion phenomenon. Completely drenched in dazzling disco ball material, this hat will flash faster than a neon tumbleweed in a light show. And hey, if you're feeling extra frisky, add some tantalizing tassels around the brim because...why not? Yee-haw, now we're talking, partner!

$57.00

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AeroPress 3-In-1 Coffee Press

Are you a java aficionado who needs their caffeine kick no matter where you wander? Well, here’s the scoop - the AeroPress 3-in-1 coffee press is the brew buddy you've been dreaming of! This little gadget is a mobile barista, happily hitching a ride in your backpack to guarantee a mouth-watering cup of coffee, be it on a mountain peak or in a Manhattan high rise. Choose between a chill cold brew, the classic 'cup of joe', or a zesty espresso shot that'll have your taste buds dancing. Conven...

$39.95

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CudaJet Underwater Jetpack

Looking for a cheeky aqua adventure? Say hello to the CudaJet Underwater Jetpack! This little beauty lets you zip through the watery depths like a caffeinated dolphin. Forget about old fashioned swimming, because all you need is to strap this bad boy to your back! It’s got a battery life that lasts longer than your favorite sitcom (a solid 40-minute runtime), and it will take you deeper than any philosophical conversation ever could - up to 131 feet down to be exact. Plus, with a speed of 1...

$18000.00

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Carnage Mask

Cletus Kasady better watch his back, because there's a fresh, slick and quite possibly insane Carnage enthusiast strutting around. Say hello to our pungent Carnage mask! We've captured every single crazy little detail of our resident symbiote supervillain, and trust us, it's wilder than a raccoon riding a unicycle. We have a matt version for those who favor the under-the-radar style, a glossy one for the die-hard divas who wouldn't mind showing their inner villain off at Broadway, and a DIY ...

$145.00

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Pinch Hold Mug

With our Pinch Hold Mug, even your coffee breaks will start feeling like a climb up El Capitan! Designed with an uncanny resemblance to a rock face, this mug gives every climbers' fingers an adventurous workout every morning. Here's your chance to scale the heights of your caffeine consumption while giving your grip strength a morning jolt. Perfect for those who like their lattes with a side of lateral strength training!

$75.38

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